Thanks to our buddy David Williamson, we learned about a nativity scene on Hernando County taxpayer property.
Sigh. When will they ever learn? We’re gonna run out of pole condoms (wink!) at this rate.
Here’s an email we sent to Hernando County Administrator, with copies to the elected officials.
My name is Chaz Stevens, Executive Director of The Humanity Fund.
I am seeking information regarding installation of our 2015 Gay Pride Festivus Pole inside on taxpayer property. We’d like the pole’s erection to near the Baby Jesus … as you never know, the little one might want to dance the night away!
The 2015 Gay Pride Festivus Pole is approximately 6’6” tall, painted with purple-glitter, covered in the rainbow colors of diversity, and topped with an 8” disco ball.
There are no moving parts, no power requirements, but plenty of opportunities to Air One’s Grievances.
And, for your edification, here are a few pictures of the pole in action.
Yeah, it’s pretty gay looking! Ain’t that the coolest?
I’m expecting my application to be accepted in short order, otherwise I’m gonna have some problems with you people!
KINDLY CONFIRM RECEIPT OF THIS EMAIL.
Happy Festivus, see you soon!