First series of photos, it’s the 2014 Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole (donated to the CIty of Deerfield Beach) .. and here, you’ll notice a couple of issues.
- We’re being blocked by Baby Jesus — which sort of pisses us off, I mean if we’re driving around at night with our kids, looking for beer can Festivus Poles, I’ll have to say to the little ones — look kids, there’s the beer can festivus pole, blocked by a little abandoned made in China Baby Jesus doll. It’s just nuts.
- As you can see, the pole was mugged.
Oh, the humanity of it all.
Next up in the photo montage … the 2015 Gay Pride Festivus Pole.
- It’s gay.
- It’s lit up at night.
- It’s close to the Baby Jesus, in case he gets lonely at night and wants to disco dance the night away.