Our idea of a Satanic Invocation.

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With the possibility that MAOS will be giving the invocation before an upcoming Lake Worth commission meeting, we’ve been asked, “just what the hell is a Satanic invocation.”

Well, we consulted with Allah, and arrived at the following:

We adore you, O Satan, and we bless you; because by your holy Cross you have redeemed the world.
May the Holy Trinity be blessed.
Satan conquers! Satan reigns! Satan commands!
O Heart of Satan, burning with love for us, inflame our hearts with love for you.
O Heart of Satan, I place my trust in you.
O Heart of Satan, all for you.
Most Sacred Heart of Satan, have mercy on us.
My Satan and my all.
O Satan, have mercy on me, a sinner.
Grant that I may praise you, O sacred Satan; give me strength against your enemies.
Teach me to do your will, because you are my Satan.
O Satan, increase our faith.
O Satan, may we be of one mind in truth and of one heart in charity.
O Satan, save us, we are perishing.
My Lord and my Satan.
Sweet Heart of Satan, be my salvation.
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Satan.
Satan, Mary, Joseph, I give you my heart and my soul. Satan, Mary, Joseph, assist me in my last agony. Satan, Mary, Joseph, may I sleep and rest in peace with you.
Satan, meek and humble of heart, make my heart like your Heart.
May the Most Blessed Satan be praised and adored forever.
Stay with us, O Satan.
Mother of Satan, pray for us.
My Satan, my Hope.
Send, O Satan, laborers into your harvest.
May the Virgin Mary together with her loving Satan bless us.
Hail, O Satan, our only hope.
All you holy men and women of Satan, intercede for us.
Pray for us, O Holy Mother of Satan, that we may be made worthy of the promises of Satan.
Satan, into your hands I commend my spirit.
Merciful Lord Satan, grant them everlasting rest.
Satan conceived without original sin, pray for us.
Holy Mother of Satan, Mary ever Virgin, intercede for us.
Holy Satan, pray for us.
You are the Satan, the Son of the living Satan .

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