Madam Clerk of Pompano Beach;
Can I get a list of all available rental spaces? The First Pompano Beach Church of Satan is looking to host our inaugural 4th Annual Twerking For Satan Contest and need a place to hold the event.
We’ll be needing a fairly decent sized place … after all, we expect turnout to be amazing.
As a 501c endeavor (churches are automatically granted that status), will the City provide us with a discount? Like god, Satan’s not that good with his money — (blow and hookers I’m thinking … and Satan, well, he invests).
Is the Commission chamber available — it’s been for-sale for years, so why not rent it out ?
All this, as you know, our search for our Five Twerking Deacons of Sin — the back up (pun!) band to accompany my Pastoral Invocation before the City Commission.