Satan comes to Lauderdale By The Sea

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via email

karenb@lbts-fl.gov, tedras@lbts-fl.gov, scotsasser@lbts-fl.gov, chrisvincent@lbts-fl.gov, markbrown@lbts-fl.gov, stuartdodd@lbts-fl.gov, esokolow@lbts-fl.gov

Good day to you.

Pursuant to the United States Supreme Court ruling City of Greece vs. Galloway, kindly add me to the invocation rotation, where at the very next available opening I’d like to give a Satanic Invocation before a regular County Commission meeting.

My invocation will lend gravity to the occasion and reflect values long part of the Nation’s heritage. The invocation will be solemn and respectful in tone, and invite lawmakers to reflect upon shared ideas and common ends.

Did I mention it will also be Satanic?

KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS EMAIL.

C

PS Black attire not required, but suggested.

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