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Staff Projects, Satan or Silence 247 Comments

Here’s a Public Records Request we sent to the City of Dania Beach.

Madam Clerk;

At our most recent meeting, Stan asked me to file this public records request.

For the last month, all emails sent to/from any Dania Beach official / employee / contract employee / vendor / outside help / undocumented workers that relate to my request to perform a Satanic invocation.

Kindly include any emails Deacon Al might have sent to God, the Pope, or via the North Pole.

Florida Statute 119 requires you to acknowledge this email in a good faith manner (I know, hard right?), and provide ETA and estimated cost of production.

All Hail Satan…


PS Unlike some of our competition, no altar boys were harmed during the typing of the email.

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