Pamela Lopez, City Clerk
With the patience of Allah, the understanding of Horus, the love of (ALL HAIL) Satan, and in the spirit of understanding (and equal protection under Federal law), I’m officially requesting to give the opening invocation at the next available Commission meeting.
Rest assured, no chickens or animal sacrifices will be involved in this invocation. However, I’m doing my best to lay in a mariachi band.
Kindly let me know what date works for you.