In an email this evening to Florida Gov. Rick Scott‘s office, the MAOS Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole Team offered to build Scott his “very own PBR Festivus Pole, and erect it in his office.”
We also asked the Governor to take a few selfies with us, and should time and opportunity present itself, we’d challenged him to air a few grievances and perform a few feats of strength.
No word back yet from his office.
Hey Mr. Governor;
Thought since I’d be up in your neck of the woods, erecting my Festivus pole in the Rotunda, perhaps you’d drop down, say hello, and shoot a selfie with me.
Or heck, even better, let my team build your very own PBR Festivus Pole, and we’ll erect it in your office.
You’d be the only Governor in all of America to have one — imagine the bragging rights!
Have your people call my people! We’ll air some grievances and perform a few feats of strength.
Best to you.