We look to outfit the Springs dais in Satanic Garb.

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City Clerk Debra Thomas
City of Coral Springs

Ma’am.

I’d also like to know the t-shirt sizes for the various elected officials — except Daley and Campbell, as I’ve estimated their sizes to be “little missus” and “XXL husky boy.”

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You see, I’d like to have all five elected officials dress accordingly when I perform my satanic invocation, and what better uniform than “I heart Satan” gear?

Looking forward to the affair!

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