The Gay War on Christmas continues, with our application to the State of Oklahoma to place a pole in the Capitol rotunda.
My name is Chaz Stevens, Executive Director of The Humanity Fund.
Enclosed, please find our application to install our 2015 Gay Pride Festivus Pole inside the Oklahoma State Capitol rotunda.
The 2015 Gay Pride Festivus Pole is approximately 6’6” tall, painted with purple-glitter, covered in the rainbow colors of diversity, and topped with an 8” disco ball.
There are no moving parts, no power requirements, but plenty of opportunities to air one’s grievances.
And, for your edification, here are a few pictures of the pole in action.
Yeah, it’s pretty gay looking! Ain’t that the coolest?
I’m expecting my application to be accepted in short order, otherwise I’m gonna have some problems with you people!
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Happy Festivus, see you soon!